my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me
i don’t give a fuck about 5sos hooking up with groupies i give fuck that the jonas brothers hooked up with groupies i honestly thought they were virgins
when u think u got over ur crush but he gives you like 0.2 attention and it starts all over again
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.